Count Basie’s Jewish. Ray Charles is Jewish. Eddie Cantor’s goyish. B’Nai Brith is goyish; Haddassah, Jewish. Marine corps—heavy goyim, dangerous. Kool-Aid is goyish. All Drake’s Cakes are goyish. Pumpernickel is Jewish, and, as you know, white bread is very goyish. Instant potatoes—goyish. Black cherry soda’s very Jewish, Macaroons are very Jewish—very Jewish cake. Lime jello is goyish. Lime soda is goyish. … All Italians are Jewish. —Lenny Bruce

So are all Czech new wave films, most pre-code Hollywood talkies (especially from Paramount), a surprising amount of Egyptian musicals, and anything made by the Duna, set in the Caliphate of Córdoba, scored by Michel Legrand or starring Hedy Lamarr. –J.H.

 

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